I am an avid movie fan, and I can quote just about every movie I've ever seen... There are several quotes that I am quite fond of and some of these I will list here... this list is far from complete because my list is so large, but I love my movie quotes so much I couldn't help but share some of them here. "Indoor plumbing: it's gonna be big!" - Hercules (the Fates)
"Eliza, when thee asks or suggests, I am like putty in thy hands, but when thee forbids, thee is barking up the wrong tree." - Friendly Persuasion (Jess)
INDY: "This is a castle--you DO have tapestries?"
BUTLER: "Yes. This IS a castle. And we have many tapestries. But if YOU are a Scottish Lord, than I am MICKEY MOUSE!"
INDY: "How dare he??" - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (Indy and Nazi Butler)
"If, if is good." - Hercules (Pain and Panic)
MATTIE: "Little Jess, does thee think I'm... pretty?"
LITTLE JESS: "Well, thee's not UGLY... I guess thee's pretty... for a girl."
MATTIE: "Well THANK THEE!!" - Friendly Persuasion
"Hey, it's ME!" - Return of the Jedi (Han Solo)
ELENA: "Forgive me Padre, I have broken the fourth commandment."
ALEJANDRO: "You kill somebody?"
ELENA: "No padre! That is not the fourth commandment!" - The Mask of Zorro
GUSTAVE: "You like him! Admit it."
DANIELLE: "Nope."
GUSTAVE: "And I suppose if you saw him again..."
DANIELLE: "I'd walk right up to him and say 'Your Highness, my family is your family. Please, take them away'."
GUSTAVE: "Good. Cause here's your big chance. He's headed this way." - Ever After
LEIA: "Why you no good... scruffy looking... nerfherder!"
HAN: "Hey, who you calling scruffy looking?" - The Empire Strikes Back
PANICKED GUARD: "We're sending someone in to negotiate!"
*Korben walks in and shoots the leader of the creatures.*
KORBEN: "Anybody else want to negotiate?"
PANICKED GUARD: "Um, WHERE did he learn to negotiate like that?"
PRESIDENT (listening in): "I WONDER." - The Fifth Element
KAT: "And don't just think you can buy me a guitar every time you screw up!"
PATRICK: "Yeah, I know... But there's always bass and drums, and eventually maybe even a tambourine." - Ten Things I Hate About You
SYDNEY: "The President's dreaming, AJ... if he expects the environmental community to go along with him and whistle a happy tune just because he's a nice guy, than your boss is the chief executive of Fantasy Land."
PRESIDENT SHEPHERD (standing right behind her): "Let's take him out back and beat the shit out of him!" - The American President
"What's the matter with you?! What you screamin' for?! What, every five seconds there's a bomb or something going off around here! I'm leaving! BZZZZ!!" - The Fifth Element (Ruby Rod)
"Oh and Mr. Hunt, please be kind enough to let us know where you're going next time you go on holiday." ("This message will self-destruct in five seconds...")
EHTAN (tossing the sunglasses): "If I let you know where I was going, I wouldn't be on holiday." - Mission Impossible II (Ethan)
"Yo Adrienne! It's me, Rocky, again." - Rocky (Rocky)
"You might not get hurt. But huff, puff, you won't get loved either." - The Tenth Kingdom (Wolf)
"Oh Marguerite... I don't believe you've met my wife." - Ever After (Prince Henry)
"What IS it with men and the Godfather?" - You've Got Mail (Kathleen Kelly)
PRINCE HENRY: "You swim alone, climb rocks, rescue servants... is there anything you don't do?"
DANIELLE: "Fly!" - Ever After
Upon discovering a voice in his head, Jack Putter is trying to figure out what's going on, not knowing that it is Tuck Pendelton, who has been miniaturized and injected into his bloodstream...
JACK: "Did you say something?"
GUY SITTING BESIDE HIM: "No."
JACK: "Did YOU say something?"
LADY ON HIS OTHER SIDE: "Nope. Sorry."
TUCK: "I'm in here!"
JACK: "Somebody help me!!! I'm posSESSED!!!" - Innerspace
EARL: "He went to take a walk."
LULA: "Was he drunk?"
EARL: "No, but I was."
LULA: "Did he say where he was going?"
EARL: "Yeah."
LULA: "EARL!! WHERE did he say he was going?"
EARL: "To take a walk." - Pure Country
"I don't suppose the word 'dweeb' means anything to you guys..." - Stargate (the Colonel)
"The shit hath hitteth the fan." - Ten Things I Hate About You (Michael)
MARTIN: "And how did you get to be such an expert in that back country?"
GABRIEL: "My father taught me."
MARTIN: "Did he teach you any humility?"
GABRIEL: "He tried. It didn't take." - The Patriot
"Do you know what happens to a toad when it gets struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else." - X-Men (Storm)
"When God closes a door, somewhere he opens a window." - The Sound of Music (Maria)
LUTHER (after stepping in dung): "Shit!"
ETHAN: "Yes, it is." - Mission: Impossible II
"I hate the way you talk to me and the way you cut your hair
I hate the way you drive my car; I hate it when you stare
I hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind
I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme
I hate the way you're always right; I hate it when you lie
I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry
I hate it when you're not around and the fact that you didn't call
But mostly I hate the way I DON'T hate you, not even close, not even a little bit
Not even at all." - Ten Things I Hate About You (Kat) |
